
Technology Jokes
This post will be all about very funny electronics and robot jokes.
Warning: These jokes might just be too good.
These are the jokes:
1. Why did the resistor stop working? It was ohm sick.
2. What do you call a battery that likes to party? A cell-ebration.
3. Why did the resistor cross the road? Because it was LED by a diode.
4. What do you call a battery that is good at sports? A champ-ion.
5. How do you make an LED laugh? Tell it a current joke.
6. How do you know if an LED is happy? It glows with joy.
7. How do you know if an inductor is angry? It gets all wound up.
8. How does a robot shave? With a laser blade.
9. What do you call a spider that surfs the web? A web crawler.
10. How do you make a robot angry? Push its buttons.
11. How do you punish a naughty wire? You ground it.
12. What do you call a rectifier that doesn’t work? A wreck-tifier.
13. What do you call a rectifier that can play music? A rock-tifier.
14. How do you make a microchip laugh? Tell it a byte-sized joke.


